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23 Jul 11

Black Diamond just had their first distribution to the DC market.  Who gets the first sixer of this wonderful brew?  Yours truly.
This stuff is a punch to the jaw.  It’s 75 IBU with a nice malty backbone, absolutely delicious and the mere taste of the stuff lets me know it’s going to get me too drunk too fast.  Yummy yummy.

Black Diamond just had their first distribution to the DC market.  Who gets the first sixer of this wonderful brew?  Yours truly.

This stuff is a punch to the jaw.  It’s 75 IBU with a nice malty backbone, absolutely delicious and the mere taste of the stuff lets me know it’s going to get me too drunk too fast.  Yummy yummy.

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7 Apr 11

I’M SO EXCITED!

I’M SO EXCITED!

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3 Mar 11

I am super excited for the first shipment from DC Brau Brewery next month!

I am super excited for the first shipment from DC Brau Brewery next month!

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12 Feb 11

This is just as good as their IPA.  That’s two for two for Cigar City, two very excellent beers.  They’re distributed to Florida, NYC and Philly.  Highly recommended if you can find them.  It’s unfortunate they’re not distributed in DC.

This is just as good as their IPA.  That’s two for two for Cigar City, two very excellent beers.  They’re distributed to Florida, NYC and Philly.  Highly recommended if you can find them.  It’s unfortunate they’re not distributed in DC.

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26 Sep 10

This year’s Dogfish Dash went well in several different ways.

This year’s Dogfish Dash went well in several different ways.

(Source: samestuff)

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6 Sep 10

On the spreading of beer knowledge:

slouchingforward:

I used to hate beer. I was always that annoying girl at the party who repeatedly asked if at least one person had some vodka because only people without tastebuds could drink that god awful beer. And I remember having a conversation with someone years ago where someone questioned my hatred. I just turned my nose up and said, “Urgh. It’s just disgusting. I don’t see how anyone can tolerate it. I won’t even reach for it when I’m buzzed.” And the person responded with: “You just need to get over your hump. You need to let your mouth get used to the taste and once you get over that hump, you’ll fall in love with some many different beers it’ll be unstoppable.”

At the time I didn’t believe it. But then for some odd reason, one night I chose to drink a Blue Moon. It was awful, let me tell you. I barely swallowed the first gulp. Then someone squeezed an orange into it and it became more tolerable. And then eventually I got to the point where I started craving a beer. “Oh man, today was rough. You know what sounds good right now? A BEER!” And that was it. I made it over the hump. And holy hell, the world of beer has completely changed for me. Now I can stand to give everything a one-sip test without wanting to vomit…and I actually kinda enjoy it.

I might not have a wide range of interests considering that almost everything I prefer to drink is from Belgium…but at least I’m trying. God bless the Belgians though. They make incredible beer. Why, I’m actually enjoying a Stella Artois right now!

This is very similar to my experiences.  I myself started out hating beer, mostly because I started drinking at an early age and it was much easier to sneak around hard booze than beer.  Eventually I started working summers at a liquor store, where I learned about Belgians—starting with Duvel.  From Duvel I learned my Chimays, then the Belgian Strong Ales.  Belgian Strong Ales finally taught me to love thy hops, getting me into Pale Ales, then IPAs (especially Stone), and eventually the American Strong Ales like Arrogant Bastard.

I think the biggest shift comes from when one stops drinking the macrobrews (InBevs like Stella and Lefe, Coors’ Blue Moon, Miller’s Leinenkugel, etc.) and starts seeking out lesser-known macros.  For me this became favorites like Stone’s IPA and Arrogant Bastard, Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale, Central City’s Red Racer, anything Lagunitas or 21st Amendment, and then eventually the super-rare stuff and events.  When I had to ask my ex to borrow her car because I needed to buy a case of Hopslam was when I knew I was officially a weirdo.

I’ve learned that when helping normal friends develop their palate, I’ll teach them about witbeirs like Unibrau’s La Fin Du Monde, chocolatey concoctions like Oskar Blues’ Ten Fidy, and saisons like Dogfish’s Raison d’Etre.  Help peak the interest, give them something accessible and their interest will grow.  Alternately, use this to prove your snobbishness on a date.

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20 Nov 09

Sam Adams Utopias 2007 Reserve

I am very fortunate to live with a roommate who has a problem.  A serious, debilitating problem.  He is a beer snob.  George also puts his money where his mouth is.  He owns a bottle of Sam Adams Utopias.  Yes, that Utopias.  It comes in a copper mini brewkettle and is just as much conversation piece and status symbol as it is beer.

The 2007 Vintage initially sold for $85, the dealer had marked it up to $130.  It’s currently on eBay for around $300.  If you’d invested that $130 in Sam Adams stock (NYSE: SAM) it’d be worth $168 it’s a hell of an investment.  It’s probably most well known for being ridiculously expensive, likely due to very few people having actually tasted the stuff.

It’s also notable for being uncarbonated and 27% ABV, to be served at room temperature, making it more like brandy than beer.  It’s thick—I had trouble giving it the proper wine slurp so as to shoot it all the way back.  And you can smell it.  From a couple feet away.

A closer smell at the rim of the glass is a mix of sweetness from the maple syrup, an oakiness, nutty.  The initial taste is sweet—amaretto-esque, a touch of vanilla, maple syrup.  The alcohol isn’t in the taste—it hits your nose and warms your belly but isn’t in the actual taste.  As the taste subsides the sweetness gives way to more of a nutty taste that then is all oak.  It leaves one’s saliva thick for minutes after.  It strikes me how sweet it is every time I sip it.

The stuff is really fantastic.  It’s delicious.  It’s sweet and complex.  It’s oak and motor oil.  It’s really tough to say Utopias is worth the exorbitant sum.  That being said it’s a fantastic beer.  I’ve now had it twice, just a couple sips each time.  That’s all you need.  After two years this bottle is about 3/4 of the way done.

A nice flower vase when it’s empty?

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